Wednesday, July 02, 2003
NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOUND IN IRAQ!!1! Unfortunately they're American.
Local political figures forced to withdraw from elections so US can install their own choices, mostly previous Iraqi Military commanders.
On the same page, Americans have had to arrest Abu Haidar Abdul Munim, the colonel they appointed as governor, because it turns out he was a kidnapper and expert in "how to start corruption in less than 30 days".
More on the "Iraq has got uranium from Niger" lie here.
But it's not all bad news, US security companies (basically mercenaries) are making billions.
Local political figures forced to withdraw from elections so US can install their own choices, mostly previous Iraqi Military commanders.
On the same page, Americans have had to arrest Abu Haidar Abdul Munim, the colonel they appointed as governor, because it turns out he was a kidnapper and expert in "how to start corruption in less than 30 days".
More on the "Iraq has got uranium from Niger" lie here.
But it's not all bad news, US security companies (basically mercenaries) are making billions.
